DIRECTOR: Robert Zemekis
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In 1987, I was nine years old and my mum went to the video shop and came back with Romancing The Stone. It was kind of like Indiana Jones, a style which was all the rage back in the 80′s, only with Kirk Douglas’ son in the lead, “solider of fortune” role.
How does it stand up 25 years later? Not bad. Nothing like as well as its clear inspiration, Indiana Jones, but it’ll do. The problem with this, it that it’s rated 15 for one (re-rated as 12 now), a rating which SHOULD have placed it out of sight of youngsters, the key demographic for such a film, surly? But no, it’s aimed at women and clearly, cynically aimed at bored housewives, which our mousey heroine pretty much is.
Not a wife of course, but Kathleen Turner is a meek and timid thirty something romance novelist who has an irrational need to meet the man of her dreams, who she writes about in every book, and for him to sweep her of her feet and take her on some high adventure. What’s wrong with that? Well, nothing to a self-employed woman who’s has an intellectual job who wants to use that power and position to set the feminist movement back 50 years!
I mean, as a kid who doesn’t fully understand the subtly of what’s going on here, its’ fine, but as a 34-year-old man, it just CREEPY!! Run Douglas, RUN! To quote a later Robert Zemekis work. (Well, sort of…) Then, there’s the setting. Columbia was a great setting for Clear And Present Danger (1994), or parts of Scarface (1983), where you’re looking into the dark and horrific underworld of drug cartels, but the setting for an action adventure Boys Own or Barbara Cartland romance?
It’s raining, it’s corrupt and its damn right scary! Then there’s the bit when our couple hang out, smoking pot in a wreckage of a drug smuggling plane… Hmmmmm…
Don’t get me wrong, Zemekis, who has directed some of my favourite films, including Contact (1997) and Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), handles his material quite well, in the sense that what’s there is solid and Turner and Douglas make a good couple, as was seen again in the appalling sequel (Jewel Of The Nile (1986), not a good example, and the like it or not, War Of The Roses (1990). It’s not cheap, it has a sense of humour, but one that has dated I’m afraid, and the action is well put together. But when you take the setting of such a politically sensitive country and just play about in it for a bit, mucking around with murderous secret police and drug barons, it just seems to be a bit tasteless to be honest. But a product if it’s time, no doubt.
I didn’t like the ending of this film. In short, the stone of the title ends up in a crocodile and Douglas is left wrestling it, but is forced to let it go in order to save her girlfriend, Turner. Afterwards, we’re supposed to believe that he manages to locate the croc in open water and recover the titular stone. This is just ludicrous and pushes the boundaries of believability, or the suspicion of disbelief to extremes.
Overall, if you liked it the first time, then revisit it but if you haven’t seen it, I wouldn’t bother. There’s a 95% chance that you either hate it or mistake it for a flat comedy. Shame, because as a child, I did quite like it. As an adult, I question the sanity of our leading lady…




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WESTWORLD
November 28, 2012DIRECTOR: Michael Crichton
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The late Michael Crichton may be best known for his novel and subsequent Spielberg adaptation of Jurassic Park (1993), but his work on films goes back along way. He directed and wrote sci-fi classics such as the Amdromida Stain (1971) and Coma (1978), as well as writing and directing this classic.
People often tell me that Westworld is a “great film” but they haven’t seen it in twenty years. It’s Yul Brynner’s performance as The Gunslinger in the eponymous Westworld which they like, which itself comes of the back of his role in The Magnificent Seven (1960).
But the concept of Westworld and the other two, Future World and Medieval World, are is good. The rich of the near future, visit a theme park, where there dreams and whims can be acted out in a fantasy world, populated by robots, designed to simulate humans and animals. The machines can be shot and killed without any real harm coming to anyone. It’s a technological dream to come true.
But this is a 1974 Sci-fi story. Computers were fascinating but dangerous and the fear of allowing them to have too much power over us was palpable. This complex is controlled by a supercomputer which develops a computer virus, and novel concept in the 1970′s, which leads to a loss of control and the robots turning deadly.
Is it just me, of does this sound a lot like Jurassic Park only with robots? That’s not a bad thing as the concept is good and Jurassic Park would later go on to do this justice, but here, the execution is poor. The casting is below average in most cases with Yul Brynner bringing nothing to role besides his face.
The images of the workshop and mechanical people and horses being repaired is striking and are the ideas being this classic but for me, it’s too dated and offers little in the way of the action which it promises. The intellectual side is good though, if not a little obsolete and simplistic by todays standards, as our laptops can probably do more that this infected supercomputer and that exposition is aimed at an audience with ZERO understanding of computers, whilst this knowledge is now common place.
A worthy effort but one which I believe would reach its full potential with Jurassic Park 20 years later.